I. Could. Not. Wait. To. Be. A. Mom.
I was in love with my first baby.
Before he was a year old, I was already pregnant with our second.
And then the babies just kept coming.
I swear, Dad, I don’t know how.
Ours is a busy house. A noisy house. A messy house. A tiny house. Wherever I go, they manage to find me.
As much as I love my kids, as present as I want to be in their lives, I’ve found myself saying…on more than one occasion…
“I JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE!!!!”
And sometimes, I need a good belly laugh to get me through the day.
You can relate, can’t you?
I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of essays from the funniest broads I’ve ever read.
- People I Want to Punch in the Throat, with whom we all fell in love after reading her viral post about that godforsaken elf on the shelf that I refuse to allow in this house
- Four Plus an Angel
- Honest Mom (yep, the recent guest of Katie Couric)
- Rants From Mommyland (hello, Parents Magazine pick for Blog Most Likely to Make You Laugh in 2013)
- Insane in the Mom Brain
- Toulouse and Tonic
- and ME!
I’m thrilled to have an original essay in this hilarious anthology!
Want a copy? Of course you do!
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Nook from Barnes and Noble: Coming Soon. In the meantime, you can get the book from Smashwords here.
I hope you buy it. I hope you read it. I hope you like it. Thank you so much for reading me!
P.S. I’d be happy to sign your book. You know where to find me.
In the Acme.